Exhilarated Trudeau Demolishes 24 Sussex While Harpers Watch In Horror

OTTAWA - Starting with Stephen Harper's old bedroom, Prime Minister designate Pierre Trudeau systematically destroyed the old residence of what used to be the Harper household. Riding atop a 120C Deere Bulldozer with an operating wheight of over 80,000 lbs, Trudeau rammed the hydraulic-operated, single shank adjustable ripper directly into the side of 24 Sussex, nearly gutting the house in half. "GET SOME!!" hysterically shouted Trudeau who recently won a majority government with the Liberal party and will soon be Canada's Prime Minister for the next four years. Harper and his wife watched nearby as many happy memories of having lived there for nearly ten years were being destroyed with each waking moment behind the sinister laugh of Trudeau. "I think I'll turn this space into my poker room!" he shouted, referring to Harper's 16-year-old daughter, Rachel's bedroom. "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" Trudeau added. At press time Trudeau had nearly finished the destruction of the house and plans to eventually mail pieces of the demolished structure to the Harpers.